Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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