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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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