just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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