yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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