I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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