paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
me + whiskey = a bad person
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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