I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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