Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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