what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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