what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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