have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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