if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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