omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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