It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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