There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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