she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He did a backflip because drugs
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