so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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