He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Fuck appropriateness.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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