I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ugly people sure do ruin things
sarcasm needs its own font
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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