woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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