ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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