8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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