Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
People in love make me want to vomit
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Watching her eat just hurts me
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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