I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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