well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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