is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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