We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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