He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
as a side note pls kill me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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