So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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