Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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