I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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