He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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