I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I currently don't understand fingers.
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