Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
