Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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