I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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