Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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