I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
