STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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