yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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