if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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