that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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