I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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