That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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