just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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