is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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