Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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