So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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