I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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