You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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