Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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