So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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