im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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