just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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