This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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